What is The Elephant's Daily?

The Elephant's Daily is a service rendered by the infinite wisdom and memory of The Elephant. The Elephant is a beast of burden, and chief among these burdens is the memory of Man in all his strivings and failings and crimes. For God gave Man dominion over the fish and the cattle and every creeping thing that creeps on the earth, but The Elephant is no mere cow nor does it creep on the earth but strides proudly above and among his bretheren and whereas God gave Man dominion over the beasts of the land so too did the LORD give The Elephant dominion over memory.